In the interests of cross-speciesism

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Woof, woof, woof te kana, woof woof.

I can tell you about this species called humans. I can tell it in my language, perhaps they will understand, perhaps not. But I know YOU will.

Tail wag, tail wag – welcome.
Dance-woof-woof – walk.
Bark-woof – sausage – dribble dribble.
Tertiary education – snore, snore.
Pant, pant smile – treats
Grrrrr, growl – Blobs
Huh, Huh, Huh – meat, quick
Cringe, hide – bath – Ugh!

Simple folk these humans – what more do you need to know!

Signed: High Princess Mordomenia (commonly known as Daisy)

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